I got this email Back!

On behalf of President Bush, thank you for your correspondence.

We appreciate hearing your views and welcome your suggestions.

Due to the large volume of e-mail received, the White House cannot
respond to every message.

Thank you again for taking the time to write.




Whoops! I thought that I was writing to REGGIE Bush!

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We're hosting a PUBLIC FLOGGING of the guy who invented the car alarm ALONG WITH the guy who invented the double CD jewel case!

Bring rotten vegetables, rocks, and imflamables!

Self Portrait

I thought you assholes might like to see who you're dealing with! This is me, in a self-portrait took by--well.... ME. Don't call me pineapple head. The last one who called me pineapple head ended up on the wrong side of a stir-fry!

Drunk Again!

I wanted to start writing in this thing this weekend, but I've spent the entire weekend drunk!

Please Read This First!

This is the private journal of Randolph A. Hunt. The A stands for Excellent. If you are reading this by mistake, you will rot and burn in Hell, but if it is truly a mistake, then maybe you can be forgiven. But really, you should not be reading it. TURN BACK NOW!

Randy Hunt