Alcohol IS a higher power!

That bit of homespun philosophy came to my while I was... you guessed it, DRUNK!

I thought it was clever at the time, but then later searched to see if anyone else had ever thought of that before me. According to Gogol (my favorite Ukrainian search engine) about 729,00 people thought of it before I did. Hey, that's not so bad. It's less than a million, right? I mean, if you entered the nicest person in the world contest and made the top million, that would be something to write home about!